Son: Guys, we need to talk. (pause)  I know we're back at school now,

but you're going a little overboard with the new phones.

Verizon guy: Yeah.

Daughter: Mom, you know that just because we're Facebook friends

doesn't mean you can write "I love you" all over my wall.

Verizon guy: You know, uh, other people can see that...

Son: And Dad? Cool it with the Twitter updates, OK?

Dad: (slowly) I'm sitting on the patio.

Son: I KNOW you're sitting on the patio!

Dad chuckles.